Poem About Dogs Protecting Their Yard

When Other Dogs Want to Use Your Yard

To Every Dog

Take your crap elsewhere!

Don’t be so seedy!

Can’t you poop at your own place?

Who said my patch was yours to deface

With your artless fecal graffiti?

C’mon, buddy, and be a trooper

Not an indiscriminate, wandering pooper!

Like me, you wouldn’t find it hard

To bark: “HEY! NOT IN MY BACK YARD.”

40 Pics of Stretchy Dog Skin Cuteness

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40 Stretchy Dogs With Extra Skin ‘Squish’ And Extra Cuteness

You Can’t Resist a Dog With Squishy Cheeks

Dogs are known for a lot of qualities. They are loyal, affectionate, obedient, and very intelligent. But the most prominent thing is that they are extremely cute. Nobody can deny that. Dogs are adorable inside and out. If you have a dog around you and you are stressed out, the stress won’t stay for long. Dogs are everyone’s favorite because they know exactly how to cheer someone up. Be it their hilarious shenanigans or their adorable stretched skin faces. Everything works for us.

Just Have to Squish Cheeks

When you find something really cute, you end up squishing its cheeks because it is irresistible. So a lot of dogs get their skin flaps and scruffs stretched by their humans as a sign of love and affection. Scroll down below to see 40 adorable dogs with stretchy skin. And don’t worry, none of them are in pain. They all love it.


1. This poor pup is probably wondering why they are dreaming about their lips getting stuck.

2. The Shibu Stretch!

3. “Very funny guys. I know I have huge cheeks!”

4. “No matter how much you stretch my face, my tongue will not go back inside!”

5. “Stop! You’re making me self conscious of my extra skin!”

6. “I would look way cooler if you didn’t hold out my jaws like wings.”

7. “Yes, I have extra cheek skin. Am I going to get a treat soon?”

8. “Yeth hooman, I have a big thmile!”

9. “I look like a lizard!”

10. “I saved some bread for you. Thorry, it might be a little soggy!”

11. “Stretch all you want. You won’t get rid of my wrinkles!”

12. “Is this what they call a face lift!”

13. “I look so handsome with a big smile.”

14. “I keep telling you my lips get in the way!”

15. “Doctor, can you give me a facelift?”

Taking Care of Dog’s Skin and Winkles

The PDSA had an interview where they explained how to take care of a dog’s sagging skin, winkles and folds. “Dogs have an area on the back of their necks called the scruff where the skin is a little more loosely attached to the body than in other areas. Sometimes, you can feel it moving as you stroke or scratch your dog, but it still has the same nerves and stretch sensitivity as the rest of the skin. It’s important not to pull on any part of your dog’s skin as over stretching their skin can be really painful, just like it would be for a person. This also applies to the scruff of the neck,” PDSA vet Anna explained.

Scruffs

Unlike cats, we should not pick up dogs from the scruffs of their necks. “Instead, if you need to pick up your dog, support them under their chest and back legs to carry them. If they’re a bigger dog, try using a big blanket or a board with the help of a friend or family member if you need to lift them for any reason. Find out more on our first aid guide,” she shared.

Loose Skin Breeds

Shar Peis, French Bulldogs, Pugs, Boxers, and Basset Hounds have naturally loose skin, but other dogs can also develop scruffs and wrinkles due to weight gain. “People often think of skin folds on a dog’s face, but they can also be found in other places, especially if a dog is overweight, for example around their tail, back end or at the tops of their legs.”

Skin Folds

It is essential to clean a dog’s skin folds as they cam develop skin fold dermatitis, which is a terrible infection that affects the “pockets” between skin folds. “The skin in the folds is often very warm and damp, so yeast and bacteria that live on the skin naturally can overgrow, leading to irritated, red, and smelly skin which is itchy and uncomfortable for your dog. If left untreated, skin fold dermatitis can result in ulcers and sores in the folds which can be very painful.”

How to Clean Skin Folds

You can clean your dog’s skin folds by using cooled boiled water, or apply salt water using cotton wool pads. “Be especially careful when cleaning folds near your dog’s eyes. If your dog finds this really uncomfortable, there could be a problem or infection in one of the folds so it’s best to get them checked by your vet. It’s important not to use any other products (such as creams or shampoos) on the skin folds unless you’ve been advised to by your vet—in many cases these can make any irritation or itching worse,” the vet warned.

Brush your dog to maintain a healthy coat. “If they are dirty or muddy, it’s best to just use water to wash them. There are plenty of pet shampoos on the market and these are suitable for most pets, but using them too regularly can lead to dry skin or skin irritation, especially if your pet’s skin is sensitive or they have a skin problem,” she warned. “There are prescription, medicated shampoos available which can help some skin conditions, ask your vet for advice to find out what’s best for your pet.” If you don’t trust them, just use water.

Skin Care

“Many owners worry about their pet’s skin, and sometimes it can be hard to know if your dog has a skin problem. All dogs will lick or scratch now and then and in many cases, it’s nothing to worry about—it’s just part of them grooming their coat. However, if your dog is itching all the time, is making their skin red, they’re losing lots of fur, they have a rash or bumpy skin or you think they may have a wound or infection, it’s best to contact your vet for advice,” Anna said.

Skin Conditions

“There are many causes of skin conditions, from allergies and wounds to fleas, mites, and infections. Some dogs will have a skin problem just once in their lifetime, but for many, skin issues need life-long management or treatment. Fortunately, there are lots of things you can do to help keep your dog comfortable and happy, including medication, special diets, and supplements. The key thing is to get help for your dog early—most skin problems get worse over time and become more difficult to treat.”

Lumps

If you see any irregular lumps forming on your dog’s skin, check with a vet. “They will be able to check the lump and discuss the next options for your pet. Although many owners worry that a new lump could be cancer, there are actually many different causes for lumps and many of these can be treated and won’t lead to more serious problems for your pet. However, it’s better to get any lumps or bumps checked sooner rather than later, especially if they have come up quickly, seem red or painful, or are causing issues for your dog.”

16. “You’ve turned me into a stingray!”

17. Happy face flaps!

18. “My smile goes all the way to my eyes.”

19. Face Smoosh VS. Flying face.

20. “Are you checking to make sure I took that pill?”

21. “Any tighter and I won’t be able to open my eyes!”

22. “Are you telling me I have big cheeks?”

23. “My face can stretch really wide!”

24. “You better be careful stretching my cheekers.”

25. “Why do I look like a quokka?”

26. “I can also stretch my tongue!”

27. “You’ve stretched so much, my ears are gone!”

28. Whose got a big smile!

29. “I believe I can fly!”

30. “My face is going to stay like this if you keep stretching.”

31. “I can fit a lot in my cheeks for later!”

32. How to make a heart faced pug!

33. “This is so humiliating. I don’t go stretching out your extra skin.”

34. I believe this might be a pillow!

35. “I look like a goofy polar bear.”

36. “That’s what happens when you lose so much fat.”

37. “That’s what I call a French smoosh!”

38. “I didn’t know I had wings on my face!”

39. “Why do you love my face to look derpy?”

40. “I’ll always be your little chipmunk.”

Tried Stretching Your Own Dog’s Cheekers?

Did seeing these images make you want to stretch your dog’s cheeks too? Have you tried this on them?

Dog Owner Share Their Naughty Dogs

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Dog Owner Posts Photos Of ‘Guilty Dogs’ To Prove Their Doggo Is Naughtiest

Dogs do so much all day long. Sometimes their actions are worth all the appreciation, and other times, they need to learn their lessons. Although dogs are extremely innocent, but sometimes they mess up too. Yes, you heard it right dogs mess up as well. We’re all prone to making mistakes, and so are dogs. They’re not completely angelic creatures they have an evil side too. Dog owner people share how their dogs go about with their shenanigans.

From the moment they wake up, they get involved in their everyday shenanigans. They’re quite an explorer by nature and love to explore everything possible. Whether it’s a cupboard or a cushion, they feel an urge to know what’s inside. They also love to taste what their dog owner is cooking or eating, so they’ll shamelessly have a bite of the food.

What really cracks us up is that they don’t feel guilty about anything they do. They are usually never sorry for their actions. The internet is a completely different world, and dog owner people over there are always following a trend or completing a challenge. Recently, the Facebook group “Dogspotting Society” started a new challenge called ” Guilty dog challenge”. Dog owner members of this group took part in the challenge and posted photos of their guilty dogs. These dogs are extremely funny with their guilty but not sorry reactions. Here are 30 photos of guilty dogs that you shouldn’t be missing. Scroll down and check them out.


“Made a beautiful carrot cake for my mums birthday in October.. I left the kitchen for literally 2 minutes and came back to a pile of crumbs. I wonder who the culprit was.”

Lucy Jarvis


“I got out of my truck to get gas. When I got back in, he said he had zero idea where my pizza slice went.”

Lisa Nolen


“After escaping her crate, Gidget decided that the bedroom door sounded like a tasty treat. Just to clarify, she doesn’t have anxiety about being in her crate at all and actually kinda likes it in there, but i think once she got out of it she panicked cause she couldn’t get back in there and the door to the room was closed, and since she could see the rest of the house through the doorknob hole she was just trying to get out there.”

Sarah Drinnenberg


“Banjo when he gets caught doing something naughty. He automatically puts himself in time out.”

Katrina Loprete


“Three stages of realizing its bath time next.”

Billie Jack


“This morning while my owner slept I ate 2 bags of freeze dried chicken hearts (60 or more) 2 bags of Raw coated biscuits. 1 bag of freeze dried liver. 12 dental chews size small. 3/4 of a yak chew bone. 1/4 of a 3kg bag of dry dog food. The farts are just starting….”

Michelle Floris


‘Hey, what’s up Hooman?’

Danielle Vandyke


Dogs love to spend all their time with owners. Not only that, they also love to engage in all the activities their owners are engaged in. They would follow their human from room to room and try their best to help them with anything they are doing. Dogs are funny creatures, and their actions say it all. Now that  everyone is quarantined, dogs get to spend a lot more time with their owners. They do all sorts of absurd stuff and don’t even feel guilty for it.


“My doberman Django chewed through his lead, now he is Django Unchained.”

Ross Boorman


“When they get quiet (no dogs were hurt) he did this to 3 cans to feed his brother chihuahua and sister yorkie.”

Sashinka Bogatova


“No mom? I have NO idea who stole the spaghetti squash off the counter?” **Do not make eye contact with the spaghetti squash **

Samantha Urton


Me: “Jäger… did you get into the cat food last night????”

Jäger: “????”

Kayla Robinson


“When Max first came to live with us, he was an expert kitchen burglar. He stole cakes, buns, entire loaves of bread, cocoa powder, cheeseburgers, packets of biscuits – as well as a bunch of non edibles like pizza boxes, sweet wrappers, cigarette filters, and wet wipes. We had a crash course in keeping things out of his reach. The habit is so ingrained that we still do it now, even though he crossed the rainbow bridge last month. Hope you’re eating all the chocolate cake you can, Maxi! We miss you.”

Louisa Dean


Dog- “Couch just went “Poof!” I’m as surprised as you are! If I’m being honest here….. I think the cat did it.”

Mayra Titus


“Throw back to Thanksgiving 2018 when I left the kitchen with 3 loafs of pumpkin bread and returned with less than 2.”

Michaela Ratajczak


“Idk how he managed to eat that pizza without us even knowing He gave him self up when we turned around and looked like that.”

Skylie Neal


“One morning I woke up to my husky that I thought killed something outside. nope just destroyed a RED lipstick on carpet. with no regret. LOL (hey I did get the floor and her clean) oh Sookie. She’s lucky she’s cute.”

Autumn Kimble


“Thanks, Harper.”

Jaimie McGinnis


“Ate over half of a pizza and then passed out in a food coma. I taught him well.”

Corrine Cooper


“I had one piece, Nina had 7.”

Alex Bray


“Making stuffing from scratch tomorrow so I cut up the bread to dry out, came back 5 minutes later and poof, gone! SHE ATE TWO LOAVES OF BREAD Keeping the second batch in the oven where big chungus can’t get to it”

Elise Kirschbaum


“But mom, Kevin Bacon jumped up on the counter… not me!”

Rhiannon Wink


“Someone decided to go digging in the garden and try to escape the shower. 10/10 for the guilt face though.”

“Updated note: I had just spent over an hour deep cleaning the bathroom right before she did this but definitely still grateful is was just mud.”

Cayla Rubacky


“Can’t find the limbs.”

Karen Jean


“My husband and I had to quarantine for 2 weeks after he got back from deployment. We spent AT LEAST one week non-stop working on this puzzle he got for our anniversary. Needless to say, we never got to *fully* finish it.”

Emily Nguyen Proctor


“Holy moly”

Mike Hock


“Hi, my name is Luna and I missed you while you were at work.”

Javier Treviño


“William can’t be trusted alone with the groceries”

Ana Villanueva


“Chester stealing toilet paper. His is so guilty and knows his not allowed stuff he will look the other way and pretend not to see you or run away depending on his mood.”

Krystal Padden


“He ain’t even sorry!!”

Mellissa Linde


“Someone got into the litter box. And it wasn’t the cat…”

Katie Judge

All these guilty girls and boys are too precious to be blamed. However, they are absolutely mischievous and should be held accountable for their wrong doings. All dogs have a crazy side. What about your doggo?

Life With Dogs That Are Funny Can Be Interesting

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35 Dog Memes That Accurately Describe Life With Dogs

As one of the most popular pet around, dogs tend to be constantly memed and posted on the internet in one form or another. There’s such a massive audience that knows what it’s like to live life with dogs. They love looking after them, whenever they come across a post or a series of posts, joking about the different antics they cook up in their lives. There’s always a huge run of support around it. For example, the sheer number of memes both on Instagram and various other sites is a true indication of humanity’s love for puppies.

Besides, even if you somehow don’t call yourself a dog lover, you’ll still enjoy these memes. That’s one of the many benefits of our current internet culture. There’s something for everyone everywhere, even if it doesn’t explicitly seem like it. At least at first. There are memes here about different dog breeds, and memes which just use dogs as an appropriate reaction picture for a context. You might even recognize some of these!

#1 Trying to be a hipster?


#2 Whoa, I was just asking for the mail!


#3 Who wants a bath?


#4 You said bubble bath.


#5 I was trying cosplay.


#6 Getting into the zone.


#7 When you put your dog on bookkeeping!


#8 They can’t keep me in the pound!


#9 That was yummy!! Why are you screaming?


#10 Do dogs need masks too?


#11 This is the best day!!


#12 I’ll show you the way around.


#13 Have you seen my human?


#14 Persistence paid off!


#15 I should have paid more attention in school!


#16 Best Lab Results!!


#17 Big places are best to snooze!


#18 I look like a mango seed!! Or from Whoville!


#19 Our first date!


#20 You guys need to go back to work soon!! You’re losing your minds!!


#21 Are you really going to eat that?


#22 I’m a model!!


#23 I’m actually very lazy!


#24 Why do you cheat on me when I’m right here. I can see you!!


#25 Bed Warmer


#26 Covid home trainer!!


#27 I finished school early.


#28 This is a scary ride!


#29 I can’t get punished if you can’t find me!


#30 What’s this toy on the wall?


#31 Only protection against squirrels.


#32 Calling in the real enforcement!


#33 Longer I wait, the longer I’ll stick out my tongue!


#34 Tell us a bedtime story!! Please!!


#35 Heavenly perfect picture

Dogs That Will Hit Your Funny Bone!

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Funniest Doggo Posts To Get You Through The ‘Ruff’ Week

We all need something to strike our funny bone!

We work tirelessly all week and anxiously wait for the weekend to finally be able to relax and laugh. This isn’t just how you and I feel, our dogs feel the same. They watch us snoozing our alarm every morning, getting ready for work, rant about how our day went and finally go to bed so we can repeat the same process the next morning.

When it’s the weekend, our dogs know their favorite person is going to spend all their time with them. They get super excited and wag their tail real fast as an expression of happiness. Undoubtedly, we are absolutely contended to see our little pupper happy.

Dogs Are Goofy And Hit Our Funny Bones

Dogs are goofy for sure, but they know how to have a really good time and strike our funny bone. They make faces and their expressions are totally relatable. Although we do not know what our silly little doggo is thinking, we can tell by their expressions that they have been observing their surroundings very well.

Some people with a great sense of humor find creative ways to help others get through the week’s grind, by telling jokes and sharing memes. Since dogs are the most loved pet, people with a funny bone have turned their four-legged friend into memes and it’s a treat for all the dog loves.

Here are some funny dog memes that will help you get through your ruff week. Scroll down to laugh your a*s off.


Better be safe than sorry.

“Ain’t nobody gonna sneeze or cough on me!”

The face you make when you get a text from your crush.

“Hey, there. I was just waiting for your call.”

“Hey! That’s rude, but I don’t care.”

“Umm. I can’t read that. What does it say?”

The happiness on their faces is unmeasurable.

“Yay, you finally came home! Let’s play!!”

Whatever this dog is feeling, we can relate.

“It’s too early and they just tell you to add coffee. I need more than that!”

Those eyes are so hypnotizing.

“Hi. Having fun looking at cute dogs? Did you get your funny bone laughing?”

When you know you and your crush don’t stand a chance.

“Should I go talk to her?”

Not sure how we feel about this one, but the dog seems pretty excited though.

“I’m the poop-o-meter. It smells really poopie in here!”

The happiest news.

“We go beyond stereotypes!”

*Sad reacts only.*

“If only I knew if I was a good dog. I know I’ve done some bad things when I was a pup.”

The truth has been revealed.

“Move your a** over Meg!”

Dog is the most loyal friend one can ever have.

“REVENGE FOR MY DAD!!”

Such a pawerful pupper.

“Give me some encouragement guys. This is a record!”

Conceal it, don’t feel it. Don’t let anybody know.

“What kind of a dumb a** are you?”

Guess the dog mistook his owner for an imposter.

“BIG FLUFFY TOY!!”

“Why!? Why me? What have I possibly done to have deserved such inconvenience? “

“AArrrggg! It’s only been 5 minutes and I want to go home!”

Hmm… you’re a good person.

“You have my total loyalty.”

A true dog mom at heart.

“I might be over my head here!!”

Who am I?

“I’m feeling like all the days are running together. What day is today?”

I would have closed the door, but there was a ‘butt’.

“I can’t help it that my booty gets cold.”

Good old times.

“I’ll just add some snoring and drool to top it off.”

She was probably too drunk.

“Why did you let me eat soooo many snacks!”

It’s a fair deal though.


This good boy is sending the message of love.

“Why do I look like a guinea pig in my picture?”

We can see the whole universe in her eyes.

“My super power is puppy eyes. I always get what I want!”

“Ain’t nobody messes with the pup! Woof!!”


Living the best life.

“What? It’s not like you got anything done either!”

Human, take notes.

“Some humans won’t learn!”

And it was delicious.

“How do you come up with these?”

Let’s spread happiness.

“See, you have to make your lips curl up with your tongue sticking out. Like this.”

That face is our favorite.

“How about we stay like this forever.”

The dog ain’t even sorry.

“If it’s out and not protected, I’m going to get it!”

That delightful face though!

“I love shopping with you because you buy me everything I want!”

It is not you, it’s your inner demon.

“Why do I take my anger out on my bed? It’s done nothing wrong.”

“Keep talking hooman, keep talking.”

“I love listening to your stories when I came home to you.”

Tired but hungry.

“Just a nibble before I go to sleep. ZZZZzzzz.”

And also some good boy pats.

“I think that should say that I deserve more human food, not dog food.”

Wow! What an incredible transformation.

“I went from Chunk to Hunk!”

Scars on the heart can never be concealed with makeup.

“Why do I always put up with my owners’ sh*t?”

“Hey friend, you can do it too. All you need is a lot of practice.”


Need a friend who stays by your side through all the thicks and thins of life?

  • Someone you can trust with all your deepest darkest secrets?
  • Somebody you can trust with your even life?
  • Someone who will never fail you or let you down?
  • Somebody who will stay even if everybody leaves you?

Then all you need is a dog by your side. Adopting a dog is like gaining a friend forever. They fit the definition of a true friend just right. Their hearts are full of love and compassion. They don’t even know the meaning of the word betrayal. Everything dogs do, they do with all their heart. Think about adopting a dog!!

Naughty Dogs With Their Shenanigans!

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20 Naughty Dogs Who Have No Clue How That Got Like That

It’s Christmas time and Santa is checking his list for the good and bad boys and girls! I hope these poor naughty pups get more than just coal to chew on!

1. “Nice shoes, oh they’re your favorite? Be a shame if somebody ruined them.”

“I’m just trying to save you from a fashion fail!”

2. “Attempting to look innocent after being naughty and ~sneakily~ eating a pen .”

“I can’t help it that I like to match my lips and collar together.”

3. “When mom is 5 minutes late feeding you (we have now upgraded to a plastic bin ).”

“I found an easier way of feeding me!”

4. “Jasper decided to take up gardening one day. He even brought this in through the doggy door!!”

“I’m just trying to get into my spiritual dog persona.”

5. “This is why we can’t have nice things!”

“I think I fixed that squeak you heard in the couch.”

6. “Oh, hi. I wasn’t expecting you home so early.”

“It’s a long story. I seen another dog outside and was mad that I couldn’t say Hi.”

7. “You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation. Let’s start at the beginning because it’s a loooooooong story …. “

“I feel weird! Is there something wrong with me?”

8. “Nothing to see here, carry on as you were.”

“Those are very cheap dog toys. It only took me seconds to play with.”

9. “Oh, you’re missing some socks? Weird.”

“You’re always trying to match socks, I thought I would help!”

10. “Regrets? Now there’s a name I’ve not heard in a long, long time.”

“Oops! I guess it might have snagged on the door while I was bringing it out.”

11. “Can neither confirm nor deny.”

“That other dog is a bully. I was just paying him back.”

12. “This is Manny. He hasn’t seen your croissant. Not sure why you’re questioning him.”

“What? I’m trying out these lip enhancers!”

13. “Henry — who unravelled pretty much this whole ball of wool .”

“You always get mad at that big ball. I attacked it for you!”

14. “You can’t stay mad at that face though

“What? That couldn’t have been me.

15. “Sorry not sorry.”

“I arranged your junk drawer so you can see everything!”

16. “He didn’t even try to hide the evidence.”

“I thought is was a snake!”

17. “Some naughty dogs just want to watch the world burn.”

“If I can’t go outside, I’ll just bring the outside in.”

18. “Naughty yogurt pot stealer.”

“I’m getting you back from that time you forgot to give me a treat!”

19. “And you will know us by the trail of destruction.”

“We had a feeling that our bedding was going to blow up inside the house.”

20. “I’ve never seen those heels before in my life.”

“I got mad because they didn’t fit!”

I’m sure these naughty pups were forgiven! How can you stay mad at those squishy faces?!

ALL DOGS ARE GETTING CHRISTMAS FROM SANTA!!!

“I’m wishing for Santa to bring me more TREATS!!”

It’s Funny Dog Friday! See How Dogs Make Us Laugh!

I’ve picked the funnies dogs for funny dog Friday with dogs doing what they do best! Making us humans laugh and forget about our worries. Dogs know how to cheer us up whether we are sad or angry. They are definitely the best animals on the planet!

Hina Is Doing This On Purpose… Just Trying To Cheer You All Up!

“Come on Hina, just act normal!”

My Dog Is 16, So I Figured It’s Time For Some Driving Lessons

“I’m not so sure about this. I can’t even reach the pedals.”

This Is Billie. She Never Understood Why I Had A Set Of Keys To Bring In The Car And She Didn’t. I Got Her A Set Of Her Own And Now She Insists On Bringing Them Anytime We Go For A Drive!

“One of these days, I’m going to find the car that goes with these keys.”

Waldo

“I see you, but can you see me?”

The Perfect Spot

“As the sun moves, I flip to my other side!”

That’s A Lotta Derps

Mom: “Being a mom is exhausting!”
Puppies: “Being a kid is hart!”

The Perfect Tattoo Doesn’t Exi…

“I know I’m handsome with my derpy face!”

Double Boop

“Mom, I picked up a new friend.”

And With The Melting Snow, The Mystery Of The Missing Socks Was Solved

“Don’t look at me like that! I was keeping them fresh and stink free!”

His Royal Woofness

“I’m trying out a new wig!”

Still Fits!

“I wish we could remodel my sleeping hole!”

My 15 Year Old Chihuahua Has Very Sensitive Eyes Due To Iris Atrophy. Here She Is In Her “Doggles.” I Smile At This Photo On An Hourly Basis. Hope It Has The Same Effect For Others.

“Don’t tell mom, but I just like looking cool!”

Just Want To Apologize To Any Of Our Neighboors Who Are Missing A Full Rack Of Ribs. Our Dog Escaped Through The Fence And Came Back An Hour Later With This

“I went to what I think was the store. You would not believe how easy it was to shop!”

Attack Funny Dog

“I warned you! Now you get my teethers!”

What? You’re Not Going To Include Me?

“I should be front and center!”

Same Same. You Guys Are Funny Dog

“Is this my family?”

Funny Dog Doga

“What? I’m not going to have COVID body when this is done!”

My Friend Made Holes In His Gate So Gus The Labrador Can See And Sniff

“Peek-a-boo! I see all.”

Just Taking A Nap After Eating All The Strawberry Jam

Owner: “Oh My God! Our baby bled to death!!!” Puppy: “I just ate some some strawberry jam. What’s the big deal?”

My Funny Dog Stole The Head Of A Dish Brush

“You’re always telling me to brush my teeth!”

Im A Monsterr!!!! Not A Funny Dog!!

“I don’t like the way you scuttle. Walk like a real dog!”

Just Act Natural. They Can’t Tell If I’m A Funny Dog

“I do everything just like my little human.”

My Pup A Year Ago

“I’m feeling a little like Inception.”

When You Didn’t Expect Your Owner To Come Right Back Cause They Forgot Something. Funny Dog!

“I thought I would take a short cut!”

This Is My New Dad? Funny Dog Reaction

“OMG!! They are kissing!! Now I’ll have two humans to give me treats!!!”

It Fits. Funny Dog Frenchie

“Mama always said I had a big mouth.”

My Dog Showing My Girlfriend That I’m His…

“Lady, this is MY bro. Don’t you even think of getting in between this bro-mance.”

Uh-Oh! I Can Explain

“Sir, those aren’t mine. I was holding on to those for another dog.”

I Am Batman

“Damn Jokers think they can get away with this?”

My New Fur Scarf, Isn’t It Fabulous?!?! You’re Such A Funny Dog

“When it’s cold outside, you make due of what you have!”

Doggo Hat. Funny Dog Sitting On Human’s Head

“Is there something on my butt?”

Every Time I Call Williams Name. Funny Dog Head Throwback

“Whatcha want?”

When You Hear The Dog Park Is Closed. Such a Funny Dog Position

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10 Funny Dog Breeds In The World!

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Have you ever met a really funny dog? A dog that just seems to know how to make people laugh and tends to get joy from that, so it just keep doing it? Sometimes, a dog has funny mannerisms. Sometimes, a dog just has a lot of character and knows how to show that. With some funny dog breeds, it can just mean being energetic and always happy that makes people laugh but with others they can be funny or strange looking as well!

Here are the 10 funny dog breeds in the world! 

1. Xoloitzcuintli

“I am magnificent. Bow down to me!”

This Mexican hairless breed is not only funny looking; it’s also quite rare! These lovable pups were considered sacred by the Aztecs, Toltecs and Mayans and were thought to have healing properties. This breed is really funny, but it’s even funnier when people try to pronounce the breed’s name!

This hairless breed is very unusual. Just think of a normal terrier and you put hair-removal on them! The feel of their bodies and all that skin is weird. They need to have sunscreen when outside because of sunburn.

2. Neapolitan Mastiff

“Having kids are making my face even longer!”

There is something hilarious about a dog that is the size of a moose, but acts like it is the size of a puppy. This pooch, with massive wrinkles and sags underestimates their size, and there is nothing funnier than seeing a huge dog leap into someones tiny lap!

This breed is so lovable and loves to cuddle. Of coarse they do drool a lot, so keep a towel near by!

3Bergamasco

“The only way I see is if I jump and down!”

The Bergamasco Shepherd is a sheepdog, with an usual matted coat or how some like to describe it as the dog with dreadlocks. Don’t let the fur scare you, they are a wonderful breed but just wait until you see one of these pooches run!

I’ve never personally seen these in person. They seem like the hippie dog version of a human!

4. Chinese Crested

“I’m a miniature pony!”

You’ve probably seen some head-turning Chinese Crested in the infamous “Ugly Dog” contests held every year. Some of these dogs sport mohawks, others just like to let their hair flow. This small, hairy, weird looking dog is known for causing people to burst into uproarious fits of laughter!

With this type of dog with so much skin showing, be sure to put sunscreen when outside!

5. Puli 

“If I make a mess, I’ll just say it was the mop that did it!”

Better known as the dog who looks like a mop, the Puli is a Hungarian herder whose tight curls make it virtually waterproof. They’re fast, agile, headstrong and loyal animals but we also can’t forget they are mighty funny looking!

You could loose this dog next to a mop. They look like a mop with a nose and tongue stick out!

6. Brussels Griffon

“Just because I’m in the toy group doesn’t mean I won’t be in charge!”

With their cute fuzzy beards, these toy pups could well have inspired the vision of the Grinch, while other folks insists the dog looks more like a little monkey. This dog is sweet and funny all at the same time, its no wonder we love them!

I’ve always loved seeing this breed. They have RBF (Resting B*tch Face)! It’s even funnier when owners shave them and leave their beard. They are little lumberjacks!

7. Dandie Dinmont Terrier

“I think somebody got my body parts wrong. Where are the rest of my legs?”

What happens when you have a tiny dog that has really short legs and has a cute little puff of hair on its head? You get a hilarious looking dog. Sweet, friendly, and outgoing, but that little puff of hair never fails to crack us up!

I have always laughed when seeing this breed. They look like a medium size terrier head on a little short legged body!

8. Dachshund

“I’m in disguise. Can you tell I’m a Dachshund?”

Dachshund otherwise known as he famous “Wiener Dog” is a long-bodied, short-legged hound with flappy ears and curved tail. The dachshund is one of America’s most popular pets and honestly how can you not laugh when you see a costume like that? 

Dachshund are very funny. Most that I’ve worked with are so cute when they are trying to keep up walking with you with their short legs. They do put on weight fast so watch the scale with these guys.

9. Bedlington Terrier

“BBAaaaaa. I mean Ruff!”

Is it a sheep? Is it a dog? Maybe a Poodle? These are just a few of the questions that fans of this breeds find themselves asking as they watch their dog. The Bedlington Terrier is smart, lovable, calm, and their wooly look adds a bit of flair!

They really do look like sheep in real life. Their personality is just laid back and go with the flow.

10. Bull Terrier 

“I am in Target commercials!”

The most unmistakable, distinguishing feature is that egg-shaped head, which is almost flat on top but gradually slopes down to the end of an awesome nose. Bull Terriers are known for their clownly personality along with their funny look!

These are definitely the clownish in the terrier group. I’ve seen a lot when working and they are the cutest with their big noses!


Go out and find yourself new funny dog breeds and furry friend today! ADOPT!!