When Other Dogs Want to Use Your Yard
To Every Dog
Take your crap elsewhere!
Don’t be so seedy!
Can’t you poop at your own place?
Who said my patch was yours to deface
With your artless fecal graffiti?
C’mon, buddy, and be a trooper
Not an indiscriminate, wandering pooper!
Like me, you wouldn’t find it hard
To bark: “HEY! NOT IN MY BACK YARD.”