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Dog Poetry

Poem About Dogs Protecting Their Yard

When Other Dogs Want to Use Your Yard

To Every Dog

Take your crap elsewhere!

Don’t be so seedy!

Can’t you poop at your own place?

Who said my patch was yours to deface

With your artless fecal graffiti?

C’mon, buddy, and be a trooper

Not an indiscriminate, wandering pooper!

Like me, you wouldn’t find it hard

To bark: “HEY! NOT IN MY BACK YARD.”

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