Ever wonder what is going through your dog’s head when they go potty outside? Here is a great poem that I think all dogs are thinking!
O beautiful absorbent land,
Too vast to find itself defiled
By any single dog or child!
So spacious it’s as if you planned
That every mountain, plain, and river,
Every sacred rock and stump
Beseeched my very bowels to quiver!
On you I proudly take a dump.
