O Beautiful Absorbent Land (The Land I Go Potty On)

obedient purebred dog resting on mountain slope on sunny day

Ever wonder what is going through your dog’s head when they go potty outside? Here is a great poem that I think all dogs are thinking!

Golden dog standing on river deck with mountains in the background. wondering where to go potty
“Where shall I leave my mark?”

O beautiful absorbent land,

Too vast to find itself defiled

By any single dog or child!

So spacious it’s as if you planned

That every mountain, plain, and river,

Every sacred rock and stump

Beseeched my very bowels to quiver!

On you I proudly take a dump.

Dog, Grass, Defecating, Pooping, potty
“There’s nothing like going potty in the fresh air!”

Published by Dogwuvr

My love of animals started when I volunteered at a humane society. From there I wanted to teach people how to take care of their precious pets and get the word out about adopting. I went to Animal Behavior College and got my Dog Obedience Certification. I have been working in veterinary clinics and give people information about dogs.

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