The Cone Sets a Tone All It’s Own
Please don’t tell me that I’m all alone
In loving the fashion effect of the cone.
I’m aware it’s considered completely heretical
To wear it for reasons strictly unmedical.
But I like the way it frames my face
And gives my head its very own space.
I’ve been told it makes me look rather regal.
(Anyway, that’s according to next door’s beagle.)
The only downside, if I may be cross,
Is that it makes it impossible to sniff my own ass.