Some Dogs Like to Find the Deeper Meaning of Life
Away from the crowds, strange petters, and bustle,
Away from the kennels and chaos and hustle,
Away from cheap toys of rubber and hide,
I come here to find me and what’s inside.
Does Your Dog Judge You?
You Disgust Me
look at you
standing there so superior
barking orders as if I’d listen
to your high-pitched voice
and pathetic commands
look at you
you disgust me
Who Can Resist A Flappy Jowl?
O, friendly flap of flesh,
Loose facial handle.
To whose pleasures, ever fresh,
No other flab can hold a candle!
I’m crazy ’bout you, jowl,
So wet and soft and slack.
I raise my voice in soggy howl
That jowls I do not lack.
When Other Dogs Want to Use Your Yard
To Every Dog
Take your crap elsewhere!
Don’t be so seedy!
Can’t you poop at your own place?
Who said my patch was yours to deface
With your artless fecal graffiti?
C’mon, buddy, and be a trooper
Not an indiscriminate, wandering pooper!
Like me, you wouldn’t find it hard
To bark: “HEY! NOT IN MY BACK YARD.”
Into The S**tfilled Night
Scratch Me Arse
Do Not Go Gentle
“Hey, why do you look so far away?” as they plow into you!
A bird in the bush.
A wrinkle of wind.
The shadow of flight.
I couldn’t care less.